Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Holes-in-one

"12-year-old records two holes-in-one during tourney"
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/golf/06/28/holes.in.one.ap/?cnn=yes

The commonly accepted plural for the golfing term "hole-in-one" seems to be "holes-in-one" - like mothers-in-law and passersby.

I find this completely unacceptable. How can you sink 2 or more holes in one stroke? It is not possible.

The plural should be specific to the qualifying number. So, instead of saying two holes-in-one, everyone should say two holes-in-two. In the rarer case, three holes-in-three. In the even rare case, four holes-in-four. Well, you get the picture...

You might ask: "What about if there are many such shots?"
Well, how many is many? Looks like 11 is the National Record.
www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0HFI/is_1_50/ai_54390606
So, that would be eleven holes-in-eleven.

Rarer would be twelve holes-in-twelve....

Monday, June 19, 2006

Napo


Very few things in this world adhere to the axiom "Appearances can be deceptive" more truly than the Great Dane dog. Here's a nice story...

About 6 years back, one sunday evening with the cool breeze flowing from Elliot's beach, I stopped by my friend Corbet's home. After talking to him for about 1/2 hour or so, I was taking my leave and walking towards the gate of his house, when we stopped to discuss some more (some topic which has long since been forgotten). It was dark in the corridor leading to the front gate and I happened to place my elbow while standing talking to him on what seemed to me at that time to be an empty wooden crate. Suddenly, there came such a low and deep throated "Woof!" from such close proximity that I literally jumped out of my skin. Turning sharply towards the sound, my heart skipped another beat when I tried to make out in the dark the outline of what seemed to be a huge beast. Now, this beast was lying down and still it's head reached the height of my shoulders. Slowly, I figured that it was a dog.

Simply put, I love dogs and so I realized that I was in the company of a breed I had only seen in pictures - A Great Dane. My friend Corbet realized I had been surprised by the dog and in what was a very considerate move from his perspective (but ended up surprising me even more) proceeded to shush the dog in such a flippant manner that I thought with new respect: "Wow! This guy is really the master of his dog!" The dog without a sound at this shushing, obediently proceeded to lay his great head down on the floor as only dogs can. Turns out it was his neighbor's dog, Napo, the Great Dane. It also turns out that Great Danes are also one of the most gentle animals known to man. (I hazard a guess that Napo's owners had named him Napoleon initially but had later shortened it to Napo for Napoleon is too harsh a name for such a loveable beast.)

As I was browsing through pictures of Greart Danes online, I found the one at the top of this post and the photo from this link:
http://www.tribuneindia.com/2003/20031124/nation.htm#briefs
[My interpretation of the snap --
Dog: "Hey, that cap looks trendy!"
Kid: "Keep your paws to yourself, the cap's mine!"]

I love watching Scooby Doo (Scooby is a Great Dane) and used to like reading Marmaduke (also, a Great Dane). Also, in keeping with the past few posts, The Great Dane pub is a highly recommended pub in Madison and reportedly offers very good specialty brewed beer. A nice name too, since Madison is in Dane County.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Madison Dining III (Far East Asian and Italian)

The third in the series concentrates on Chinese, Thai and Italian cuisine.

Chinese

Imperial Garden Chinese Restaurant
Although the list of dishes that I can enjoy is very few in Chinese and I usually go for the Fried Rice, Imperial Garden's Fried Rice (Note to self: request order without egg or try without success to do run-time parsing for scrambled egg) with a side of their Chilli Ma-Po Tofu Sauce is imcomparable in terms of taste quality and quality consistency. Their West side location on Allen Blvd, Middleton has a large seating capacity and fairly good service. One thing to note for people who actually want to try the place is that the entrance to the parking lot is through a gas station which is not very obvious and one might miss it. Very nice and with a moderately upscale ambience, but not hugely expensive menu, Imperial Garden rates as the Best Chinese Restaurant in all of Madison and in all of US (in my limited experience). They have been voted so as well for 14 consecutive years by Madison Magazine and in my view is one of the top two restaurants in Madison.

Royal Garden
Located on Midvale Blvd, their buffet type dining is comparable to any other Chinese buffet type place and is unremarkable. Pales in comparison to Imperial Garden.

Noodles and Company
This falls between Chinese and Italian since they carry both noodles and pasta dishes and probably better categorized as Fast Food or American. It's a chain and usually their noodles dishes are much better than their pasta concoctions. I like their Japanese Pan Noodles and is acceptable alternative when all other places have been eliminated. This was the first place that Anush, my first peer in my current company took me to and he told me everything other than JPN sucks and he was right.

P.F.Chang's China Bistro
This one of a large nation-wide chain opened in Middleton's swanky new Greenway Station. Middleton is literally a stone's throw away from Madison - such that I don't exactly know where Westside Madison ends and Middleton starts. A nice piece of news: Middleton was ranked no. 7 in the 2005 Best Places to Live in the U.S.A. CNN-Money List. This PFCCB location has 2 large (faux) stone horses outside that remind me of the numerous Ayyanar koils (temples that are dedicated to tribal deity Ayyanar that has some vague connection to Hindu Gods) that dot the countryside in Tamil Nadu. The restaurant was fairly upscale, but we were pleasantly surprised that it had quite good food, good service, not too formal an ambience and not a very expensive menu. On the whole, I had a very good experience the one time I had dinner there not too long ago. We shared a Ma Po Tofu (the Tofu was slightly fried, in a nice change and the dish also had some Broccoli florets but was overly salty - it could have used more firepower to neutralize the salinity), Vegetable Chow Fun and Banana Spring Rolls for dessert. The dinner cost both of us a total of just $35 including the tip. I am very sure, I will go back to PFC either again at Middleton or elsewhere.

[11/23/06] Update: On a recent visit with Armpit Arumugam, NSAK, KC and Chimpoo, while I didn't order anything, I tried the Garlic noodles ["Egg noodles tossed with garlic and chili peppers. A Mainland tradition."] and found them very good. May be I will try this dish the next time around...


Thai, Laotian and Indonesian

Sa-Bai Thong Thai Restuarant has two locations - one on Odana Rd and the other on University Ave and the cuisine is similar to Chinese. The Veggie Fried rice with Tofu Pa-Naeng is my favorite and is very much like the North Indian Malai Kofta in taste. The cuisine is supposed to have some dishes that are spicier (hot spicy) than even South Indian cuisine, but I'm yet to try any of them.

Lao Laan Xang on Williamson St is small but has a reasonable selection of vegetarian dishes most of which are cooked in a Coconut Milk sauce. Be sure to confirm that the dishes are indeed vegetarian at the time of ordering. The coconut, as expected, lends a great deal to the flavor of the dish. Prada was leaving the next day for his marriage and in typical Indian style, the dinner was deemed his treat to us. It should be noted that LLX rates highly in Best of Madison ratings, especially and unusually in the Vegetarian group.
-- [Newly added 08/26/2006]

Bandung Indonesian Restaurant is very close to where John Nolen drive meets Williamson St. It's in the same mall as Monkey Gym. My first and only experience there was wholly unremarkable and I probably won't be going back. The green beans are usually a little less cooked that I would like them. Watch out for the sharp lemon grass stalks if you order entrees which has that as an ingredient. The sharp stalk has the potential to puncture the oesophagus and induce a pseudo-choking episode. They recommend that you set aside the stalks of grass before you dig in but they are well hidden in the entree and warnings are usually ignored.
-- [Newly added 10/15/2006]

Italian (includes Pizzerias)

Biaggi's is standard Italian fare, nothing to email home about. They don't have many vegetarian entrees on the menu, but judging by how many times it is proposed by coworkers and from what they say, Biaggi's non-vegetarian options are very good. However, this doesn't help me in anyway. In fact, the very few times I have eaten there and tried each of their veggie dishes, I wasn't impressed and on top of that had to wait significantly to be seated. In short, there are better Italian restaurants than Biaggi's in Madison.

Olive Garden Italian Restaurant located on the west-side near West Towne Mall is "cookie cut" Olive Garden - one of almost exactly similar restaurants part of a nation-wide chain. American style Italian cuisine served in fairly large capacity service location capable of handling most large departmental office lunches. Good desserts and non-alcoholic drinks, but not exceptional Italian food. The bread is downright crappy.

Tutto Pasta has two locations close to each other - one on State street and one on King street off the capitol and both places are equally good. Tutto Pasta Trattoria easily qualifies as one of the best Italian restaurants in Madison. The bread is always warm, fresh and aromatic and all their pasta dishes are excellent. The one possible downside is that since both locations are downtown, parking is a little bit of an issue. Both locations are usually busy and there is usually a waiting time on Fridays, Saturdays, Game Days and University special days like commencement, etc. I have had the most dinners at Tutto Pasta and each time they live up to my expectations. When Jack and his friend Nikki visited Madison for a workshop, I took them out to Tutto Pasta and they liked the food. Nikki is of Italian ancestry and the absence of criticism on her part of the place was probably an affirmation of the quality of the food. Remember that in Summer, if you decide to sit outside, choose a table with care since you might end up close to a bus stop on State St. where perodically you might get asphyixiated by exhaust fumes from buses stopping by your table. And you don't want that!

[11/23/06] Update: The location on State Street seems to have changed hands and both the service and the quality of food has deteriorated a lot and now I retract my recommendation for that location at least. At the same time, Tutto Pasta has opened a new branch in Middleton in the same place where Griglia Tuscany once stood. I have to try that place and see if the freshness of the place reflects to better food and service.

Romano's Macaroni Grill in Greenway Station in Middleton qualifies with Tutto Pasta as one of the best Italian restaurants in the Madison area. As with Tutto Pasta, all their pasta dishes are very good. In addition, their Tomato Bruschetta (for Antipasti), Mango lemonade and Smothered Chocolate Cake (for Dessert) are outstanding. I have had many memorable dinners here with friends after quiz time on Saturdays. Ample seating and parking are available, yet capacity is exceeded during what I call "Dining Rush Hours" Fri/Sat - 7 - 8 pm. Avoid these times and a most enjoyable time can be had by all.

[Update 10/15/06] Romano's has cut down on their Veggie Pasta offerrings; secifically Capellini Checca or Capellini Pomodoro aren't offerred anymore. I hereby slash the ratings on Romano's to a 3 out of 5 stars from 5. The Bruschetta and Mango lemonade are the only ones keeping the rating up.

Peppino's on Hamilton St close to the Capitol square is high-end formal dining with very few vegetarian entrees. I thought the price wouldn't be justified by the experience and left after reviewing the menu in the anteroom. If you decide to go to Peppino's make sure you're at least wearing semi-formal attire.
-- [Newly added 10/15/2006]

Urban Pizza Company close to the campus was not very crowded when I visited the place one laid back Sunday afternoon with King Cullen. Since it is exactly opposite Camp Randall, I recommend not making plans to eat out at Urban on a Game Day. We ordered pizza for dining in the small shop that can easily be missed because it sits right at a very confusing intersection where most motorists are looking out for pedestrians and cyclists and most others are looking out for the motorists (and rightly so). Around the same time the shop had received a large no. of carry-out and delivery orders (we had underestimated the laziness of the Sunday Afternoon), and we had to wait for a bit more time than we had expected but we did get to eat good pizza.

Pizzeria Uno Chicago Bar & Grill sits right on Mineral Point Rd on the way to my workplace, yet I have been there only once. Pizzeria Uno is famous for its pizza and is a branch of the famous original place in Chicago. They are famous for their deep-dish pizza which I detest for its overwhelming quantities of cheese and so we (again myself and KC, not to be confused with his classmate whose real initials are KC) ended up ordering the complete opposite - a thin crust pizza. However, as a mark of a good restaurant, PUC didn't let us down and we had a good meal nevertheless. Their restaurant interiors are well decorated and they have spacious accomodations which includes an upper floor and a patio. I have always wanted to visit the original location in Chicago but haven't had the opportunity so far.

Pizza Hut happens to be the solution I arrive at the most number of times when I have had little time to cook and looking to eat out but not pay heavily for the privilege. I am ashamed to admit that I have ordered carry-out pizzas from them too many times that the staff at the Mineral Point Rd location now know my name and preferences by heart. They are also cheap, are open late and offer the variety and seating capacity demanded by an office lunch or worknight office delivery. In terms of food, they're indistinguishable from any other Pizza Hut location across the USA. Annoyingly, many of my friends who happen to be driving through Madison to some other place and who decide to take a night's break from their trip at my place request to be taken to Pizza Hut for the night's dinner probably because it is a safe and dependable dining experience. "Culprits" include Afro and his friend Beejal one time and Chappy and his friend Barber the other.

Of note is the fact that I went out for my first Pizza Hut dinner not in the US but back home in Madras with Helmet at their Nungambakkam High Rd location. It was a final farewell dinner before both of us moved to the US - Helmet moving down to Florida. Helmet had picked me up from Landmark (see post :: Victorinox) on his Kinetic Honda which he drove like a maniac. What is interesting is that the Pizzas, the Garlic Bread and even the soda served at Pizza Hut, India are hugely different in taste from what's served here in the U.S. Pizza Hut has some unsavoury cousins Dominos Pizza (U.S.) and Pizza Corner (India) that are not worth mentioning. My friend Blacky who now works in southern California however likes Dominos more and Besant Nagar bus mates from undergrad used to prefer Pizza Corner (probably because there's one strategically placed at Adyar signal, right between ABN-Amro bank and its ATM and Adyar Ananda Bhavan). If you're near Adyar, you cannot miss the signal and the Pizza Corner shop which has a huge (prop) aeroplace crashing through the front glass.

Glass Nickel Pizza is a favorite of many Madisonians and I have partaken of their pizza only because the company I work for orders from them for catered lunches periodically. I think pizza slices from all of these places probably taste the same.

The Roman Candle (Pizzeria) on Williamson St is my new favorite (as of 10/15/2006) and from the time I initially had dinner with KC there about two months back, I have gone there almost 5 more times either by myself or with friends. It has a new age feel and is very clean for a pizzeria. It is very informal yet you are served by a waitress and get to eat off of real cutlery. They use all organic stuff in preparing the dishes and this has the potential to drive up prices but I still feel it is not very pricey. One can order a variety of pizzas or even pizza by the slice. This combined with the music they play, the informal feel, the neighborhood and the abundance of magazines makes for a restaurant where dining by oneself is not an uncomfortable experience as it could be in other places. When ordering by the slice, adding toppings can become a bit pricey. Further, unlike Pizza Hut or any of the other Pizzerias (chain or otherwise), TRC chefs excel in the amount of topping they lay out on the pie. This makes for a surprisingly enjoyable slice. I enjoy their desserts and drinks and my friends liked their breadsticks and soups as well. So, all in all as close to 5 stars as I can give for a restaurant in Madison. The only downside is that it is a good 20 minute drive for me and I wish just for TRC I had lived closer to downtown Madison.

Here, I am going to mention, a restaurant named Old Chicago on Mineral Point Rd which happened to be the choice of Chimpoo, Akka, Prada and myself one late night after we were returning from a late night screening of the crappy movie "Mr and Mrs Smith" starring Brangelina. We ordered some veggie dishes which were served very late and with many bits of bacon and chicken. I am thankful that I didn't ingest any of the fleshy matter. Complaints were made and the dishes returned with promises and apologies from the waiter, only to be served a second round of the same dishes with many meat pieces in the newly cooked dish. Akka didn't care much for he is a carnivore, Prada's face was contorted with distaste, I was rationally enraged and Chimpoo was fanning the fury of the others gleefully. A definite anti-recommendation - Do not patronise Old Chicago.

Madison Dining II (American, Bakeries and Coffeehouses)

This is the second in series reviewing restaurants in Madison.

American

Due to my food preferences, American/Continental/Southwest restuarants are usually ruled out, but the one place I have been to which falls in this category is TGI Fridays on Gammon Rd on the West side.

The only other time I have been to TGIF was back when I was in Stony Brook when my "apartment-mates" dragged me to the place. It was Tanker, Semolina (Tanker's girlfriend), Semolina's sister Salmonella, Semolina's childhood friend who was visiting and Jack - apparently celebrating the end of the Spring semester. I remember I ordered some pasta dish in some kind of artichoke + cream + broccoli sauce - since that was the only one that sounded vegetarian and our waitress absent-mindedly validated that. I remember having a tough time getting the angel-hair pasta from the bowl into my mouth and Semolina very charmingly showing me how it's done. Of course, in the process she had some of it herself and graciously proclaimed that I had made an expert choice. (As expected) this was followed by the others digging into my bowl of pasta amidst very interesting conversation.

Jumping forward in time, I didn't have as interesting a company the next time around at TGIF - my company was others from my company and I believe I ordered a similar if not the same dish. Very unremarkable experience the second time around - for most part TGIF was not to blame. This to me is a classic example of how experience at a restaurant might be affected by external factors as well.

[11/23/06]
Hubbard Avenue Diner in Middleton on Madison's west side, was visited by Chimpoo, KC and myself one autumn evening around Halloween. It's a classic american style diner brightly lit and known for it's pies. Chimpoo brought some empty glass pie plates to return and exchanged that for some more pie. I was intigued by the sound of "Madras Vegetables" and ordered it and found it quite tasty and filling. It would have been better with some less sweetness either with less pumpkin squash or more firepower. And yes, I also had some tasty pie. I think I should stop by sometime soon and buy just some pie and take it home and eat it all myself. Probably not all in one go for that would be a tad foolish.

One bright sunny winter morning, not long ago, after a visiting friend missed his flight, the five us - Armpit Arumugam, Chimpoo, King Cullen, NSAK and myself found ourselves bundled up and driving in NSAK's beamer to Bluephies on Monroe Street for Sunday brunch. Bluephies has tasty and filling entrees, good coffee and (like HAD above) exceptional dessert. A good place for Sunday brunch.

Bakeries and Coffeehouses

Madison leaves a lot to be desired in terms of French Pastry and doughnuts. In fact, one of my complaints when I first moved to Madison was there there was not a single Dunkin' Donut shop in all of Madison. (There is one in downtown Milwaukee - so it's not like they don't franchise out in Wisconsin state.)

Back in Stony Brook, NY, there was a Dunkin Donuts shop opposite the railway station which I frequented because of the sugary snack which was perfect midway between lunch and dinner and getting there was a very nice walk through the campus. The Pakistanis who ran it were from Punjab and made polite chitchat in Hindi laced heavily with Punjabi. The coffee is also suprisingly good and a combination of the two was an immeasurably delightful beginning to an exciting day to be spent in NY city for which one had to catch the train from the aforementioned LIRR train station.

About a year after I moved to Madison, I found Clasen's European Bakery in Middleton and although they close early on Saturdays and are not open on Sundays (very strict Sabbath observers), they have very good goodies which have prompted me to wake up early on some Saturdays. Their Almond kringle is especially delectable.

Panera Bread offers one vegetarian sandwich but not much more. It was close to my first apartment in Madison and convenience of the quick lunch outweighed the lower quality food. I have some friends who praise that very same sandwich.

Simply Soup - This too is close to my current apartment and offers a wide variety of soups - many of them vegetarian but I think their soups are a bit on the salty side. I prefer soups that are watery, bland and steaming hot, so that I have the option of spicying it up as I like it. Less salt is healthier too...

Sunprint Cafe - We took both Andy as well as Jonathan to this place about a block from our office for farewell lunches and their sandwiches are good but not exceptional. They had very comfortable seating. Now they have moved closer to downtown - I think now they are right on the Capitol Square.

Atlanta Bread Company also offers a vegetarian sandwich (rated personally to be much better than Panera's) and some soup dishes which are very good. The ABC on High Point Rd has been a frequent stop on many a Friday evening when I visit the Madison Public Library which is part of the same complex. They also have very good chocolate chunk cookies and surprsingly good coffee.

Experiences at DD and ABC tell me that good coffee is available in many such places that don't explicitly announce their coffee and in fact charge very less for a cup too. This is a good transition to coffehouses.

Starbucks - The first mate on Captain Ahab's ship, hunting Moby Dick the whale in the book of the same name, reportedly gives his name to this ubiquitous coffee store. Starbucks coffee is good and the ambience is a big draw. However their coffee is overpriced and sometimes the barristas are very rude and do a bad job of creating the beverage. Since they work in shifts, I have not yet been able to ascertain which barrista is going to be on which shift, so I can hit the store at the right time to catch the right one. Also, not being a regular coffee drinker myself, my craving for caffeine is unpredictable. Starbuck's "Chai" is an uncharacteristic better option than their coffee given their expertise.

[11/23/06] Updates: Starbucks' highly touted Gingerbread Latte is ruefully bad and their Chai (as well as the beverages of the same name made in other such coffee shops) are made from "Chai powder" which dissolves in steamed milk like readymade coffee. Thus, while the Chai may be a slightly better option tastewise in Starbucks, it's still a mile away from the tea I can brew at home. Especially, since I now mix my own tea with Twinings Darjeeling Tea (extraordinarily flavorful Leaf Tea made for the Queen) and Taj Mahal Tea (Dust Tea to give it strength) for an extremely enjoyable afternoon break. A settee, some free time and drizzly rain outside would make the ambience complete and it would be HEAVEN on earth. :)

Victor Allen's/Ancora Coffee Roasters/Steep & Brew - These are competing chains in Madison and feature coffee that is much better than Starbucks, especially if you like coffee that is ground coarsely but roasted dark to medium dark. This combination seems to be very attractive for my palate and seems to be something I want to try if I ever decide to grind, roast and filter the coffee myself. ACR closes earlier and is not very convenient for afternoon coffee drinkers like me. S&B bakery items (cookies) are not always freshly baked and sometimes are stale.

Mother Fool's Coffe House on Williamson St, very near East side, is a "gourmet"/independent coffee place where they serve you coffee in large brightly colored cups and saucers, which you can sit and enjoy in plush but dirty couches distributed randomly in a cavernous interior which also has brightly (usually orange or red) painted walls. Sometimes the walls even have frescoes painted by "hippie" artists. They also feature evening poetry readings and have a large store of communal entertainment materials - newspapers, magazines, chess and chinese checkers boards and pieces. All those of you who go or have been to coffeehouses in San Francisco know exactly what I am talking about. The coffee though is usually not piping hot and so-so in terms of flavor. Such places are meant for impact of a more social rather than gastronomic nature.

[11/23/06] Here I should update y'all with Barriques Coffee Trader located one block west of the State Capitol building. Good coffee in large cups with some delectable pastries. If I lived on the Capitol Square, I would be a frequent visitor too!

Of course, nothing beats Madras Filter Coffee whose standard is still maintained equally well in almost all restaurants back home in Chennai.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Federer

Rafael Nadal (Spain) won the French Open final today in Roland Garros playing against Roger Federer (Switzerland).

I am a huge fan of Federer and although he lost to Nadal after a whole bunch of unforced errors, he still proved why he is the best tennis player in the world today. This is the first time ever I have seen Federer accepting a runner-up trophy.

Consider these: Nadal is the only player in 2006 to defeat Federer in a major championship match. Federer has never won the French Open. This is Nadal's 60th straight clay court championship win and the 100th of his career. Nadal is 20 years old.

Despite not being huge on plays on court, today's match was nevertheless a very good one to watch. Nadal came as close as being 2 points away from defeating Federer in the 5th set, but Federer showed why he is one of the (mentally) toughest player ever by sending the match to a tie breaker. When he'd been asked prior to the match whether he practices for tie breakers, he replied: "No. I don't think any player does. Anyway it's all mental, isn't it?"

After the match,
Federer: "... I didn't play well. ..."
Nadal very graciously: "... [Federer] is the best player in the world on all surfaces. Just not here, just not today. ..." He had commented earlier that if he had not been playing him, he would have rooted for Federer himself.

The fact that english is not the home language of either has the surprisingly pleasant result that when having to respond to questions in english, both of them are very simple, direct and honest.
I think the reason why I like Federer so much (and earlier Pete Sampras - for the same reason) is because even at the highest levels of the game, he never shows any physical indications of stress or emotion. He doesn't grunt. He doesn't curse. Any exultations are muted with just a pumped fist. Very elegant players both.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Madison Dining I (Cuisine of the sub-continent)

I have been here in Madison for close to 4 years now and I think I have accumulated enough experience dining out in Madison area restaurants to compile a few posts about them. This is the first in the series.

There are many other web pages of a similar nature specific to Madison and I consider this addition positively since restaurants and cooks and waiters do change with time and people's perspectives are different and my idea of a good experience at one restaurant might well fail someone else's test and vice versa. Take these with a pinch of salt. (* yes, pun intended and more to be expected! *)

I am a vegetarian. I don't eat meat, fish or eggs. I however, don't mind eggs baked into a dish e.g. pastry. I try to avoid mushrooms. I dislike eggplants and zuchini. I don't drink. This drastically reduces the list of places (restaurants/lounges/bars/grills/etc) where I can dine out and even among what's left of them, about 75% of the dishes on the menus of those places are ruled out. This means that these experiences will be of little use for the majority.

On first look, Madison seems to have a great diversity in restaurants offerring different cuisines, but digging a bit deeper I feel many restaurants pawn off sub-par food as authentic fare to largely ignorant patrons who unfortunately start considering themselves gourmets of that cuisine. This is arguably true for every place outside the area of birth of the cuisine, but consider this: This topic comes up frequently in office chat and the one thing that every person seems to agree upon is: "The best restaurant for xyz cuisine in Madison is not in Madison." (The follow up usually is that it is in Chicago, followed up immediately with - No, it is in XYZ.)

Well, let's sit down to it, shall we? The content is categorized by cuisine.

Indian

I start with the food I am most familiar with and probably the best judge of. However, my judgement is tainted by the fact that I cook better Indian food than most places I've been to here in the US, which is further surpassed by the cooking of friends, relatives, restaurants in India and of course supremely by my mom.

Some critical points that apply to all Indian restaurants:

The Chilli Factor: Indian food is spicy. Indian restaurants fearing informal boycotts, anti-recommendations - both formal and word-of-mouth, possibly even lawsuits but mostly out of sympathy ask guests in advance how spicy they want their food (Mild, Medium or Hot). No restaurant in India except for those that serve exclusively to foreign tourists asks this question. Food is expected to be appropriately spiced and usually is. MSG is never used here in the US or in India. Unfortunately, instead of preparing the dish 3 times separately to meet the levels of spiciness, most Indian restaurants here in the US prepare one large consignment of mild spiciness and then when an order comes in for Medium or Hot spiciness, Raw Ground Red Chilli pepper is added at the last minute and stirred into the steaming hot dish. Red Chilli needs to be cooked in, not stirred in. This shortcut tardiness gives rise to a dish where the chilli powder attacks unfathomable recesses of the brain rather than the tastebuds on one's tongue.

"Born in the USA" factor: Some dishes have largely been invented here and have now done a reverse migration to India (like the fortune cookie back to China). This is largely a good thing but the hope is that authentic dishes and recipes are not forgotten in the process. Novel dishes include: Mango Lassi, Strawberry lassi, Mulligatawny soup and the recently discovered (by me) Kuchember salad.

Now to restaurants in Madison. There are 5 of them. All 5 are located in strip malls and feature drab decor to create an "ambience" and lack lustre service.

1. Maharaja West
2. Maharaja East
3. India Darbar
4. Taj Indian
5. Curry-in-a-Hurry

The first four are primarily North-Indian cuisine and have moderate seating capacity.

1, 2 and 3 are run by the same management. M West is the oldest of the three. Unexceptional food. Buffet lunch that is a better deal than the dinner service. M East is much like M West except its newer and located elsewhere. India Darbar is the newest of the three and sprouted up where the previous Indian restaurant had burnt to the ground in a fire. It initially featured a purely-vegetarian menu but found it to be a bad stategy in terms of revenue and switched to the same menu as the other two. In fact, the menus of all 3 have the same print, paper and order of dishes. Many times, a waiter in one place will be found "sub"-ing in one of the other two places with equal ineptitude. In retrospect, M East seems to have slighlty better service.

Curry-in-a-hurry is located downtown in the midst of campus buildings and has a small seating capacity. There is talk of tearing the building down and building a new one as part of the "Downtown Revival". How this would affect CNAH is yet to be seen. It is probably meant to be a take-out place targeting UW students. It's run by a husband and wife team. In keeping with the "Hurry" title, service is prompt but this is one case where one feels the service can be a little less prompt. It can be a rated with a black-hole (in the 5-star rating system). They have a more even distributed mix of north and south indian dishes. The one and only time I went to the place was with Mr. Jesus (name changed to protect privacy) and our orders were "prepared" in front of us - the dishes were taken out from the freezer in front of us horrified sappos, reheated inadequately in a microwave (thawed is probably a better word) and presented to us in leaky plastic-ware. Jesus sufferred for others' sins. His company did nothing to improve the experience. Needless to say I never went back.

Taj Indian also opened after I moved to Madison and is located on S. Park St where it meets the Beltline. As Madisonians might be aware this area is kind of shady and it's best to check that your car is indeed locked when parking your car in this neighborhood. Food at Taj is unremarkable.

I have largely given up on Indian restaurants in Madison.

[10/15/06] Yesterday, I went out for dinner to try out the new Indian restaurant "Taste of India". The restaurant had opened in the same place where Yirgalem once stood - on Monroe St. close to Bluephie's. We got there close to 9pm after having found out that they were open till 10 pm and we happened to be the only patrons at that time. We chose our table and as has become my habit at such restuarants I ordered Onion Kulcha in memory of Pablo Picasso. This time the menu had it listed as Onion and Black Pepper Kulcha and so I was attracted by the prospect of having the flavor of black pepper included as well. This and Ginger Naan with "Aloo Matter" and Dal Paneer made for not too bad a dinner. We had had some Samosa chat for appetizers and that had spoiled the apetite. Although I don't know for sure, judging by the menu card it looked like it is another owned by the Maharaja "Group". I think may be because we were the only customers or because it was new, the food had been prepared better than I am used to in other of the Maharaja restaurants in Madison. I can't complain.

[2/15/07] And now Mr Resham Singh has opened two more - one "Maharani" on West Wash a block from the Capitol Square and another "Swagat" closer to my apartment at the corner of High point and Old Sauk. I think Swagat might end up being my choice for take-out. I gotta get outta here!

Nepali

Before I came to Madison, I didn't know that Nepal had a separate cuisine (separate from Himachal Pradesh, Uttaranchal or Northen Uttar Pradesh - Indian states) and I still think all of this qualifies as Himalayan cuisine. There are two Nepali restaurants in Madison both run by the same family from Nepal. Both carry roughly the same set of dishes and are located on State Street, Downtown.

Himal Chuli is slightly less buttoned-up (or is it buttoned-down?) and less expensive than Chautara, two doors down and so in my view has better food for the same money. But Himal Chuli is small and cramped and if you accidentally knock over your glass of water, you can get wet patrons sitting at the table not just next to yours but upto two tables down. The kitchen and the two restrooms and the dining room all open up to a common space close to loft-type ceilings, so that's another something that I don't like. On the other hand, Chautara has not just less cramped seating arangements but more tables as well both on the first (ground) floor and the second (top) floor. A window side table on the upper floor at Chautara makes for good people watching - considering the people who walk along State St - most of them being students of UW.

The State St, it should be noted is a mile long street that extends from the UW Campus to the Wisconsin Capitol building and has a huge no. of restaurants, cafes and shops selling everything from knapsacks, outerwear and feminist books to bathtub ducks, modern art and pipes for smoking [insert whatever illegal drug here.]

Oh yes, about the food --
The food is bland and could use a little more salt and spicy heat. The frustrating part is that the drinks - Chiya (Hot tea), Mango and Strawberry lassi (flavored yoghurt shakes) and the desserts - including kheer are not just lacking in the sweetness expected of Indian sweets but actually have a little bit of salt as well. Actually when I used to live in Delhi, I used to go hiking some of the summers in Himachal Pradesh (near Dharamshala) and Uttaranchal (near Mussorie and Dehradun) and now that I recall, the tea used to taste a little salty but there used to be no shortage of salt in the food or sweetness in the Jalebis.

The rice at the two restaurants is usually not well-cooked. Now, back home in Himachal, due to the altitude, the rice doesn't cook well but there is no excuse to intentionally undercooking the rice in a restaurant on the flatlands of America.

The positive aspects of the food are the tarkari side dishes (usually a medley of cooked vegetables) and the daal (lentils). Both the vegetables and the daal are very tasty and seem to have undergone a process that I guess is dry roasting/grilling, followed by steaming, followed by frying. This, I keep telling myself, would be something to try when I prepare lentils at home.

On the whole, something new to try for visitors to Madison - some friends and relatives of mine who have visited have liked the place - this includes Brinda (who was keen on the Nepali place since she had never been to any Nepali restaurant in the US and she prides herself on knowledge of International Cuisine) and Lennon (who noticed the lentils having been roasted a bit before steaming). And a nice place to have dinner once in a while. Parking downtown is a hassle though and in Winter, the Isthmus on which downtown Madison is located gets a good 5 degrees colder than the rest of Madison - the isthmus being sandwiched between the two large lakes - Mendota and Monona.

Himal Chuli surely gets a recommendation from me and is much better than any of the Indian restaurants for quality food at a cheap price.

[7/29/06] At the end of a very taxing week of personal decision making, I decided I would go out for an evening with friends to put the dust covers on some things for at least an evening. The evening turned out to be more than what I'd bargained for, but not because of our dinner or the choice of restaurant.

King Cullen and I decided to have dinner at the third Nepali restaurant in town Dobhan - situated on Williamson street in a very progressive neighborhood, it has a new age feel and much more spacious accomodations than its older siblings on State St. Chimpoo and BollaHere from MKE joined us after their little sailing expedition on Lake Mendota earlier in the day. Surprisingly, Dobhan has a few items on the menu from other cuisines including Mediterranean, Mexican, Spanish, etc but I went for a conservative choice. We had turned up a little late and so we were the last customers to leave. The waiter had messed up BH's order and later dropped something that broke his glass. The waiter was promptly apologetic and replaced the order with another acceptable one from the menu at no price. Slightly more upscale than even Chautara, it is owned by (no surprise) the same family that owns the other two nepali restaurants. The Nepali food tasted exactly similar to the other two places, so I was satisfied. Easier parking and larger seating capacity might mean a better ranking for this place on my book. We'll just have to wait and see.

Later, BH wanted to try out the bar and club scene in Madison, especially since smoking has been banned in such places in the Madison area and with KC guiding the way club hopping, I decided to tag along as well. Both Chimpoo and myself are non-drinkers and non-dancers and quickly realized that we'ven't missed out on absolutely anything. We turned out to be the rides for the other two and after a 4-hour night of stopping at a string of boring places that gave me a throbbing headache (due to the music) - some better than others, I dropped off my passenger and exhausted that I was, I decided to call it a night. Now, I know when to bail.

Pakistani

There used to be one Paki restaurant by the name "Madison Masala" on state street that had a shady exterior - darkened glass. It seems like this restaurant has closed.

Again, it was Jesus who had taken me to MM when I'd initally moved to Madison. The food was bad as was the service and it didn't help at all that I was in a Paki restaurant that had a bar with a TV that was showing the Cricket World Cup match on that particular day, with the patrons at the bar cheering for the Pak team

Much of this experience had been thankfully forgotten until now and the eatery hasn't been missed.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

ET

Interesting news article:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/06/02/red.rain/index.html

I think, if this had happened in the U.S. or even Europe, this would have been all over the network news by now...

"The Martians are Here!! Everybody Run for their Lives!!" :)

Friday, June 02, 2006

U-R-S-P-R-A-C-H-E

That's the spelling of the winning word of the 2006 Scripps National Spelling Bee championship - the final of which was held today in Washington, D.C. and broadcast live on TV. Katharine Close was crowned the champion after many rounds consisting of words that I've never heard of and probably never will again.

I found it riveting (as expected) especially since the participants work so hard sacrificing so much at such a young age and facing such enormous pressure that now includes being on live TV.

It turns out a competitor can ask one of a finite set of questions about the word that s/he needs to spell to get a better understanding of the word such as: "What's the origin of the word?" or "Could you please use the word in a sentence?" The commentator for today's finals commented how one kid under pressure had inadvertently asked the question: "Can you spell that, please?" of the judges only to be told: "Not right now."