Panda

Pandas are very "huggable" creatures, but that doesn't mean they're huggable. Also, Panda eats shoots and leaves. (I couldn't resist that...)

Funny (if a little old) story about someone who tried to hug Gu Gu, the panda -- here. [Doesn't a name like "Gu Gu" kind of pre-determine what the panda will be doing much of his time... ]

It reminds me of a (one of many) hilarious episode from "The Bob Newhart Show" (Fourth Season). The transcript goes something like this. (Newhart is trying to order chinese takeout food over the phone and he and his three other friends are drunk.)

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
NEWHART: Did you hear what Howard wants? Moo goo gai pan.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: That's what I want, too. Dr. Jerry Robinson wants moo goo gain pan.
NEWHART: And more moo goo goo goo...
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Did you hear what you just said? You said moo goo goo goo. You said moo goo goo goo.
BILL DAILY, ACTOR: You said moo goo goo goo.
NEWHART: Maybe I'm ordering Chinese baby food.
(END VIDEO CLIP)